Tue. Jan 19th, 2021

The world’s best mapping service ‘Google Earth’ has announced today that they are 99.99999% done mapping the earth but they cannot find a place called ‘Burren’ we can confirm.

The Google Earth function that is used by millions of users daily has mapped the entire planet except for the small south Down district of Burren due to the fact they can’t find it to map it and also due to the fact that locals are ‘hostile’ to anything technology based.

A Google Earth spokesman told Newry Spud:

“We desperately want to finish our Earth Mapping project but we’re finding it difficult to find this Burren place and plus we have been told that the locals are afraid of seeing anything ‘strange or unusual’.”

However one Burren native told us through an interpreter:

“Google what? There’ll be no cunt coming in here with a big camera on top of his yoke. He’ll get bate up and down the fucking place. We don’t welcome innovation or strangers.”

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