Sun. Jan 17th, 2021

The people of Newry and south Armagh have come together and created a ‘Go Fund Me’ page to raise money for a very special man we can reveal.

The page has been set up to raise funds to buy Independent Councillor Gavin Malone a few pairs of trousers and jeans as the people are getting slightly sick of seeing his milk-bottle legs.

Chief fundraiser Ernie Campbell told us:

“Gavin is a great representative of the people in the city. He is loved far and wide and indeed even has a Holy Candle made for him. But there is one major problem. The legs.

We would ask if the people of Newry could spare whatever they have to enable us to buy Gavin both seven pairs of trousers and jeans and also a few sunbed sessions. We love him but the white legs are scaring some of the elders in the community. So much so that even a box of Milk Tray will not settle them down.”

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