‘Glory Hole’ Discovered In Armagh Down Men’s Bog


Monaghan Street based pub The Armagh Down’s men’s toilets have received a major renovation we can reveal.

The pub has installed a ‘Glory Hole’ in the men’s cubicles in what is thought to be the first installation of its type in Newry.

For those not aware of what a ‘Glory Hole’ is it is a hole drilled at an appropriate level and it is commonly used for male subjects to place their genitalia through it and have oral sex performed on them.
One local at the bar told us:

“It’s a great little yoke baah. Whenever you’re having a lock of pints and you fell the urge to relieve yourself you now have the added option of getting ‘extra relief’ if you know what I mean.”