Sun. Jan 17th, 2021

Local Independent Councillor Gavin Malone has today revealed that his passion for local litter picks has blossomed to a full-time job with news that he has won the contract to lift litter from the White House in Washington D.C.

Using his extensive political contacts Councillor Malone has secured one of the most lucrative litter picking jobs on the planet.

Councillor Malone told us:

“This is a massive opportunity not just for me but for my band of litter pickers who have stuck by my side from day one. Especially Jordan ‘Mercedes Benz’ Morgan and of course my Chief of Staff Jordan Poucher who will be accompanying me every Sunday in Washington to pick up litter from the White House. I tell you something, it will make a quare change from lifting up used condoms up around Damolly.”

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