Tue. Jan 19th, 2021

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World famous rap artist and gangster Snoop Dogg visited Newry today we can reveal.

The Californian multi-millionaire who famously is never seen without a marijuana joint or ‘blunt’ as he calls it was seen visiting Barcroft, Parkhead and Derrybeg sampling the local product.

After visiting the local slums and buying £20,000 worth of ganja he visited Friar Tuck’s and called into Madden’s pub for a few pints of Guinness.

Newry Spud spoke to Snoop Dogg and he told us in his post-modern urban tongue:

“Fo rizzle, shizzle y’all nizzle bizzle, Whizzle grizzle McDizzle hambizzle.”

When we asked what to fuck he was saying he replied:

“Fizzle gizzle jizzle. Dropped it like its hotizzle.”

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