World famous rap artist and gangster Snoop Dogg visited Newry today we can reveal.
The Californian multi-millionaire who famously is never seen without a marijuana joint or ‘blunt’ as he calls it was seen visiting Barcroft, Parkhead and Derrybeg sampling the local product.
After visiting the local slums and buying £20,000 worth of ganja he visited Friar Tuck’s and called into Madden’s pub for a few pints of Guinness.
Newry Spud spoke to Snoop Dogg and he told us in his post-modern urban tongue:
“Fo rizzle, shizzle y’all nizzle bizzle, Whizzle grizzle McDizzle hambizzle.”
When we asked what to fuck he was saying he replied:
“Fizzle gizzle jizzle. Dropped it like its hotizzle.”