A fuckboy from Belfast has spoken out about his disappointment after his first visit to Cobbles on Saturday night we can reveal.

The 27 year-old from Belfast city centre was told that there was a ‘good chance of the ride’ if he visited Cobbles but he had no idea what lay in store for him. 

The clearly devastated young man told us:

“That was an experience I won’t be putting myself through again. I thought there might be good looking babes there but it was like what I would imagine a pig farm would look like.

I should have known something wasn’t right when I saw a few girls wearing welly boots and smelling of cow shite.”

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