Wed. Nov 25th, 2020


A Newry woman who parked her car on Monaghan Street today with half od the fucking woke’s arse hanging out into the road said ’fuck it, it will do rightly’ we can report.

Lisa Fatspatrick was running a few errands in the city this morning and saw a spot available outside Friar Tucks that she ‘parked’ in.

We spoke with Lisa who told us:

“Ach here, it will do the job righly baah. Sure we all park like absolute cock-heads in this place laak.

Sure I’ll not be long until I’m back anyway, the yoke will do rightly the way she is there. No baar.”

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