Tue. Jan 19th, 2021

Newry men are back to lives of misery tonight as they come to the realistic prospect of having to talk to the woman now that Love Island is off our TV screens.

For the last few weeks women all over the place and a few closet gay men were transfixed with the shit TV programme.

One local man told us:

“I loved it when Love Island was on. I never watched it but I got a lock of hours peace as she was watching it and then she spent an hour on Facebook talking shit about it.

Now it’s over im going to be forced to actually look and talk to the miserable oul bitch again. Fuck, is Big Brother a thing anymore so I can get a few hours peace.”

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