Local victims campaigner Willie Frazer and TUV Councillor Henry Reilly have teamed up in a bid to deport all Pokemon Go immigrants in the Newry area back to their homeland.
Mr Frazer told Newry Spud:
“We must get of rid these Japanese scoundrels and send them back to Pokemanistan. They are over here corrupting our youth with outlandish promises of gifts and eternal life. The RA in south Armagh are the people who took them here so they are.”
TUV Councillor Henry Reilly told us:
“There’s simply no place in our society for these Jap communists. Make Newry white and British is what must be our goal.”
A Pokemon spokesman told Newry Spud: