A former Sinn Féin councillor is walking around Buttercrane like a Secret Service Agent now we can reveal.

Colman Burns who was a long standing councillor but who has since changed careers as a security agent within Buttercrane shopping centre has a swagger like no other.

One shopper told Newry Spud:

“I thought President Trump was in Buttercrane when I saw Colman strutting around talking into his sleeve like some CIA agent or something.”

However Colman told us:

“I like to give the impression that I am alert and ready for anything. Yes, it is true I talk up my sleeve, don’t ask me why because there is no microphone there it just looks fucking Munya Fein LOL.”

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