A former Sinn Féin councillor is walking around Buttercrane like a Secret Service Agent now we can reveal.
Colman Burns who was a long standing councillor but who has since changed careers as a security agent within Buttercrane shopping centre has a swagger like no other.
One shopper told Newry Spud:
“I thought President Trump was in Buttercrane when I saw Colman strutting around talking into his sleeve like some CIA agent or something.”
However Colman told us:
“I like to give the impression that I am alert and ready for anything. Yes, it is true I talk up my sleeve, don’t ask me why because there is no microphone there it just looks fucking Munya Fein LOL.”