Former Council Chairperson Gillian Fitzpatrick is set to appear as a surprise shock entrant in this years Dancing On Ice we can reveal.
It follows her recent dance routines spotted in Bellini’s nightclub last weekend.
A spokesman for Dancing On Ice told Newry Spud:
“The girl has definitely got the moves. She’s got hips like a snake and we want more of that wonderful dancing here on our show. We’d also like her to bring her hair dressing gear if she can.
We know that she takes it off at night as she carries it around in a small bag when she doesn’t want to go noticed when she’s in Around-A-Pound but we like it. We’ll match her up with some nice looking man and hopefully, it’ll do wonders for our rating.”
A spokesman for Mrs Fitzpatrick refused to comment on the story. Probably because we never asked them about it.