Local school children are cursing the NI Assembly today after they have decided not to close schools in the North as they have done in the Republic we can reveal.
Although there is literally no physical border in place the Assembly seem to think that the coronavirus in the south will magically stop itself from coming into the north of the country.
One St Joseph’s Newry student told us:
“Fuck thon wankers in Stormont bah. Those Free State bastards get two weeks off by sitting at home on their holes while we have to go in to school and listen to teachers talk pure shite and risk getting thon virus.”