Fri. Nov 27th, 2020

First Minister Arlene Foster was seen attending a job interview in Friar Tuck’s this morning we can reveal.

The DUP leader who has led the country headfirst into a shit storm over the renewable heating fiasco is facing increasing calls to stand down from her post as First Minister.

In a press release the DUP said:

“While an investigation will be held into our leaders handling of the RHI disaster she has decided to seek employment elsewhere. She answered an advertisement for a chip-fryer from Friar Tuck’s and we are awaiting the outcome of her interview.”

However, before going to press, Friar Tucks told Newry Spud:

“She is a fucking useless tit. We have no intention of employing her.”

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