A Christmas miracle has happened on Camlough Mountain of biblical proportions we can report.
The Three Wise Men appeared at the Rathore School’s illuminated star that looks over the Greater south Armagh and Newry areas.
We caught up with the one of the ‘Wise Men’ who spoke with a suspiciously thick south Armagh accent and appeared to support Leeds United and he told us:
“We followed the star and ended up here on top of Camlough Mountain. While we accept we look like extras from the Life of Brian film we declare ourselves the only wise men to ever set foot on top of Camlough Mountain not withstanding Pat McGinn and Micky McCreesh.”