Sat. Jan 23rd, 2021

An unassuming quiet Newry coffee shop has been awarded with the title of ‘Ireland’s best café to have an affair in’ we can reveal.

Finegan & Son café based on Newry’s Kildare Street beat off steep competition from thousands of café’s around the country to take home the much sought after title.

We spoke with the owners Mr Finegan and his son who told Newry Spud:

“Our staff is trained in helping customers have the best experience possible, and when those customers are conducting an adulterous affair we try to change opening hours to accommodate them.

“We also offer advice on how to remain undetected, for example by talking at normal volume levels instead of whispering and appearing suspicious.”

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