A ‘Brexit Party’ is due to be held in Dan’s Bar on the Camlough Road tonight with the two wankers responsible for it attending.
British Prime Minister Boris Johnson and Nigel Farage said have announced via social media that they will be ‘getting royally fucked up’ in Dan’s tonight.
Daniel Gregory spoke to Newry Spud and confirmed the ‘Brexit Party’ saying:
“Things are slow at the minute and I suppose you can’t really look a gift-horse in the mouth so when the Prime Minister and Nigel Farage reached out to use our facilities it was an easy decision for us to let them hold their party in the pool room.”
Nigel Farage told us:
“We are flying over today and can’t wait to meet all the mad fuckers in Dan’s Bar. Get the beers ready cus this is going to be proper mad haha.”