Family Kicked Out Of Crossmaglen For Having ‘Too Brit Sounding’ Surname

The people of Crossmaglen has ‘kicked out’ a family that recently moved into the village for having a ‘too Brit sounding’ name we can reveal.

The Addington family who have been living quite happily in the village for 2 years got the message delivered to them today.


The father of the family Nigel Addington told us:

“I can’t understand these people. We moved in two years ago and have been helping in the community with free reading lessons for the simpletons that live here. We even showed them how the internet works and mobile phones. Then they throw us out for having a Brit surname. Fuck them, this is not Rulya Fein.”