After high demand, Facebook has released a new ‘Awkward like’ option for fuckwits ‘checking in’ to Daisy Hill hospital we can reveal.
The news has been warmly received in the Newry area as there is growing confusion in how to react when someone checks in on Facebook to a fucking hospital.
Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg told Newry Spud:
“We’ve noticed a high amount of check ins for Daisy Hill hospital however when we cross referenced with the hospital as to why those people were checking in it transpired most were there to get attention on Facebook and the other handful were in getting their sexually transmitted diseases attended to. We hope this new ‘Awkward like’ will help those who are friends with these cunts.”