Thu. Jan 28th, 2021

A Newry woman expecting her 14th child is worried pollution build up in the city will be a worrying factor for her unborn child she said today.

Elaine WideFlaps told Newry Spud:

“Now my 14th child is on the way I’m really worried the smog in this dirty city will harm it. Ok, I smoke 40 Regal King Size a day and drink a bottle of Vodka nightly but that’s not the point here.”

Meanwhile scientists have confirmed it’s not the pollution in the city that’s harmful to unborn children it’s the amount of little shits being born.

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