Fri. Nov 27th, 2020


Every Dad across Newry is giving off about the amount of time the heating is on we can reveal.

It appears that most men over 45 in Newry and surrounding areas act like Hitler in the house and watch the amount of time others switch on the heat and especially if they touch the ‘emergency heater’.

Even though temperatures are plunging below freezing old men in the Newry area think their families should ‘put on an extra layer’ or ‘move about more to warm up’ as ‘they don’t have to fuckin g pay the oil man’ every month.

We spoke with one father of 3 who told us:

“I’m out working all hours of the day to pay for the oil and the electric, these fuckers are walking around in t-shirts and shorts with the heat on full bllasshht. Not fucking chance baah.”

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