A Dundalk woman who left Ireland to join ISIS in Syria has said she will open a branch of AbraKebabra in the capital city of Damascus we can reveal.

Lisa Smyth a former Private in the Irish Defence Forces left Dundalk after becoming radicalised in the faith of Islam.

We spoke with Lisa who told us:

“I worked as a teenager in the Dundalk AbraKebabra so when the opportunity came up to open up a branch of the store in Syria I simply couldn’t say no.

These ejjits will eat anything like goat’s balls and bull’s cock so I bet I could persuade them even to try an AbraKebabra Doner Kebab. Thank God, I mean Allah lol.”

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