A recently dumped man has got his life back on track by sitting drinking cold pints in Magee’s Bar beer garden while looking at pictures of his ex.
Jim Lonely who could be described as a mildly popular man has decided its time to move on.
Jim told Newry Spud:
“Yeah, she was a fine article but she just couldn’t cope with my high intensity ya know? Here look at this photo of her, wasn’t she lovely? I mean, she’s not dead or anything.”
Meanwhile Magee’s Bar has said that anyone else going through a breakup or anything traumatic in their life are welcome to join Jim in drowning your sorrows in the beer garden while getting fucking soaked.