Dublin Road Residents To Get Gucci Designer Wheelie Bins

The people of the Dublin Road will have new wheelie bins delivered on Monday in order to distinguish themselves from the rest of the Newry riff-raff the Council has announced.

Areas such as Windsor Hill will have ‘Gucci’ designer wheelie bins to show their rubbish is of a higher end type.

A Newry, Mourne & Down District Council spokesman told us:

“The people of the Dublin Road deserve better than having just regular wheelie bins such as those within the ghetto districts such as Derrybeg, Parkhead and Barcroft.

It will ensure we know the decent rubbish and the normal rubbish and of course will make those on the Dublin Road feel even more superior than the bastards already do.”