Sat. Jan 23rd, 2021



A Dublin native who has moved to the small backward village of Burren has brought his ‘miserable tightness’ with him it has been reported.

Rory Farrell is said to still have a large portion of his Holy Communion money which he now can’t spend as it is mostly in old punts, farthings, shillings and half-crowns that are no longer legal tender.

Rory’s long suffering wife Kerri has taken the brave move to wave her anonymity and speak out about her husband frugal ways, she told us:


“I thought it was a bit cute at the start when on our first date he insisted we go ‘halfers’ then the second date he ‘forgot his wallet’. But now it’s getting ridiculous. Even his friends are slowly getting sick and tired of his antics.”

One of his mates Killian ‘The Hoff’ Byrne from Burren also spoke out against his friend saying:

“Every fucking time we go out, he ‘forgot’ ‘lost’ or his new excuse he ‘misplaced’ his wallet. All the lads are going to chip in and get his wallet surgically placed on his hip so he can’t use that old chestnut again. Miserable Dublin bollocks.”

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