A nuclear strike on the Derrybeg ghetto district has been described as ‘not a bad idea actually’ by NATO.
It is thought that after months of negotiations with North Korean leader Kim Jong-un who has been testing nuclear missiles last month that an agreement has been made to let him test his newest missile on Derrybeg.
Kim Jong-un who visited Newry last weekend for a ‘mad session’ has said he would be both ‘proud and honoured’ to test his missile system on the run down Newry housing development.
A Newry Council spokesman told Newry Spud:
“We want to redevelop the Derrybeg area and this missile test from the North Koreans will not only save us time but considerable money.”
NATO said they will set up tents nearby for those Derrybeg residents who will inevitably become refugees when it is blown off the face of the earth.