Fri. Nov 27th, 2020


The women from the greater Newry area have clogged up all the drain systems in the locality after giving their legs the ‘last shave of the season’ we can reveal.

With the arrival of autumn and the cold and dark early nights the local girls have decided to call it a day with the shaving of leg hair until April.

One local woman told us:

“We had a great, smooth run this summer, but it’s time to rest up for spring. For now, we’re ready to take a break and focus on getting fat for Christmas.”

One local sewer worker told us:

“Mother of Jesus it’s like a cave of never ending pubes down here. Christ!”

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