They say a week is a long time in politics but my God how strange has this week been in local political affairs.
We had a Sinn Féin whitewash of the Republic’s election and now this. Belfast and one of Ireland’s best known drag artists Contessa Titti Von Tramp has joined the DUP’s Stormont team.
In what is sure to cause a storm in ‘good old Protestant’ circles it seems the DUP have taken a massive step to the left of politics with their bold new appointment.
DUP leader and alleged man is disguise Arlene Foster told us:
“This is a great move; not just for the party but for me. In a selfish type of way I brainwashed the rest of the idiots in this party to let Titti come on board so I won’t look like the manliest woman but alas that doesn’t seem to have worked out too well…have you seen the fucking baps on him, her, Titti?”