Dorsey Farmer Helps With Hand Sanitizer Solouton “Spit on Hands And Rub”

With the high demand for hand sanitizer on the rise throughout the world a south Armagh farmer has come to the rescue we can reveal.

The 68 year-old bachelor Peadar MacDealerBoots from Dorsey has said he knows a secret recipe that he can supply health workers with.

Peadar told Newry Spud:

“Since I was a young buck growing up around the farm my father showed me a way to protect your hands at all costs. You just take a good mouth full of spit and throw it onto your hands and then rub in to the palms with great vigour. I have found this spit and rub method to have kept my hands as soft as a baby’s arse for many the year.”