Wed. Jan 27th, 2021


The President of the United States Donald Trump has secretly visited Newry yesterday we can reveal.

Mr Trump was in the area to get a new ‘up style’ by the talented staff at ‘Chop Shop Barbers’ on Saint Mary’s Street and to meet with local political leaders.

A spokesman for Chop Shop Barber’s told Newry Spud:

“It wasn’t a surprise visit; we knew 3 days prior to the visit but were sworn to secrecy by the American Secret Service. Mr Trump contacted us after seeing some of our work on Facebook and he expressed a desire to have a ‘new image’.

Trump was seen leaving the Chop Shop Barber’s with a ‘African inspired dreadlock’ style that he seemed delighted with.

His staff told us:

“Mr Trump loves what they done for him, the dreads are a very hip look at present and we want to tap into the black vote. We will be back when he is re-elected as President to thank the staff for their hard work.”

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