Sat. Jan 16th, 2021


A dolphin from the Western Atlantic has had a tattoo of a fat woman from Derrybeg inked on her shoulder.

The tattoo depicts a large woman on a night out in the local Bellini’s.

The dolphin told Newry Spud:

“I’ve always wanted a tattoo but I had to wait until I was 16 before I could even think about it. Inking is a relatively new thing for us dolphins but I thought I’d have something exotic put on my shoulder. I’ve heard all about these legendary women from Newry and after flicking through the catalogue, I plumped for the one that now adorns my body.

I chose the woman from Derrybeg because she looks like a strong, independent woman – the sort that’d punch you in the face and rip your balls off just for catching her eye in Friar Tuck’s. I like that. My parents weren’t particularly pleased but it’s my body and I’ll do what I want with it.”


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