Wed. Jan 20th, 2021



The Newry Swingers Association has said all planned dogging events at The Bernish have been cancelled due to the snow we can reveal.

The news comes after 6 local men where rescued by the emergency services last night at the local sex-spot with ‘frozen cock’ syndrome.

A Newry Swingers Association spokesman told Newry Spud:

“Please don’t attempt to go to The Bernish in the foreseeable future. The roads are just not worth it, even though Debbie Big Diddies from Banbridge is due to be there LMAO. Anyway, we will release more information when it is safer to travel.”

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