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An inventor from Newry has come up with the world’s first ‘hot arse smell’ room deodoriser.




Liam Rogers, from Carrivemaclone, has come up with the ‘Bum-Away’, a device to banish the smells of hot bum in a bedroom after a good sex session.

He told Newry Spud:

“It’s such a large problem here in Newry but not many people want to admit to it – that warm, hot smell of arse after a bout of passion in the bedroom. I know I’ve suffered from it – I’m big enough to admit it. Even the dog wasn’t best pleased. So I’ve come up with the ‘Bum-Away’, which gently puffs fragrance of Irish lavender into the room at regular intervals. It senses each passionate thrust via its magic sensor, leaving your room smelling like Botanic Gardens as opposed to hot bum cleft.”

But critics have been quick to dismiss the new invention. Lisa O’Hanlon told Newry Spud:

“It’s just one of Glade squirty air fresheners with the label peeled off and his one put on. I’m not falling for this. I’m going to stick to the tried-and-tested method of opening the window and spraying some Air Wick around the room while Liam goes to the bathroom to clean himself up.”

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