The Newry Spud Disclaimer
If you clicked here then you are probably doubting the legitimacy of one of our articles. Well friend, those are some good instincts, as here at Newry Spud we are a satirical news, parody and humour website and is for entertainment purposes only.
All Newry Spud articles are satire news and entirely fabricated.
Any resemblance to the truth is purely coincidental, except for all references to local personalities and/or celebrities, in which case they are based on real people, but still based almost entirely in fiction.
Now stop sending me solicitor letters and grow up. Enjoy people.