Sat. Jan 23rd, 2021

A Newry Estate Agent is somehow under the impression that either Donald Trump is in the market for a rental property or that the residents of Hollywood Los Angeles, California are coming to live in Newry we can reveal.

This comes after the popular Newry Estate Agents Digney Boyd posted two houses on their Facebook page in the ghetto district of Bessbrook for £650 and £1,200 per month respectively.

We spoke with a Digney Boys representative who told us:

“We understand that these prices might seem slightly abnormally high to ordinary working folks and peasants living within the district but we have a good solid lead that Donald Trump and also David & Victoria Beckham are looking to move to Bessbrook so we believe that these recent properties will just about meet their price range and expectations.”

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