A cyclist was seen on Monaghan Street today beside the few cars that were there as if the roads were meant for him too or something.
He casually and delusionally was acting like the he had the same rights as motorists causing some people to vent their anger.
One local car driver told us:
“This fucking idiot was on the middle of the road as if he was a fucking car. Who does that? To top it off he was wearing some tight lycra that made his balls and arse visible.
I know for a fact he had a chicken curry out of Ken’s last night because I could see it hanging out of him every time he got up to cycle. Idiot cyclists.”