A man who goes out more now than he ever done in his life and who has attended two parties over the last two weekends will be first out tonight clapping the NHs we can confirm.
The man who cannot be named for legal reasons is what is typically referred to in the civilized world a ‘selfish c**t’ but loves this clapping shite.
He told Newry Spud:
“Look I don’t give a flying fuck about coronavirus and who I give it to. I’m made of fucking brick and nothing can take me down. I love my drink in the house with my mates or going to their houses.
But one thing is for certain. Come 8pm every Thursday night I will be out there in the garden clapping like a fucking helicopter for our frontline NHS Staff. Fuck it. Gets me out of the house again.”