A Derrybeg woman has done the dishes for the first time in 3 months as Facebook experienced problems this evening we can reveal.
In a most unusual move the woman actually removed herself from the couch and put her phone down to tackle the mountain of dishes that have gathered.
The woman told us:
“I was bored as fuck baah. Every time I tried to comment or post anything it wouldn’t work so I thought I might as well clean the dishes.
I honestly forgot we had a kitchen to be honest baah. I got a good lock of them washed but it will take Facebook going down for me to tackle thon mess again.”