The Derrybeg Residents Association has released a statement today asking the question ‘Why won’t The Meadow just go away?’ we can reveal.
The Meadow a small conclave at the lower end of Derrybeg is seen as somewhat of a nuisance by Derrybeg residents it would appear.
Derrybeg spokesman Fergal Decommissioned-Riffle told us:
“We just want The Meadow to fuck away off if truth is to be towl baah. Like, what is the point of the place? Okay, it is a convenient entrance to Derrybeg from the town but we would all gladly go up the Camlough Road to get into Derrybeg if The Meadow was blown off the face of the earth.”