The Department of Health has said they have come up with a sure fire way to get 98% of Newry and south Armagh residents vaccinated for Covid 19 we can reveal.
In a ground-breaking initiative the health authorities have joined forces with Friar Tucks in order to ‘rapidly progress’ the vaccination rollout.
Health Minister Robin Swann told us:
“Thankfully the Friar Tucks management team have agreed to insert the vaccine into their coleslaw which will see the massive immunisation of the Newry population. We have a special recipe of the vaccine that can be taking orally so this is a game changer in the battle against the virus.”