Sat. Feb 27th, 2021
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The local know-it-all that drinks in Dan’s Bar will solve all the world’s problems he has said.

Francie Doherty from the Green Road who knows more than you do holds court at the local watering hole most days.

In response to the revelation, barman Art McKeown told Newry Spud:

“I seriously fucking doubt that anything Francie says is either factual or truthful. He’s in here, day in and day out, so I’m not sure when he gets time to ironing out the finer points of his world-fixing manifesto.

He’s always chewing the bar staff’s ears off about ‘Muslims taking over’ or ‘the Ra’

But Francie told Newry Spud:

“I’ve been telling yas for years that I know what I’m talking about, but they wouldn’t bloody listen. I’ve read all about it on the inter-web.”

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