Sun. Dec 6th, 2020


Daisy Hill Hospital management staff has come up with quite a brilliant yet controversial scheme to make the overweight nurses and nursing staff lose weight we can reveal.

In order to keep the staff trim and fit at least 4 times a week unannounced the hospital will play music from the famous Benny Hill comedy show over the loud speakers so doctors and patients can chase the nurses around the hospital wards in an attempt to grope them.

We spoke with a manager at the hospital and he said:

“What better way to lose weight and get in shape than a trip down memory lane and some old fashioned catch and chase to the great Benny Hill music. I think it will become a popular feature that other hospitals may copy.”

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