Camlough Man Receives First Ever Horse Penis Transplant At Daisy Hill

Doctors from Daisy Hill Hospital announced today that they have performed the first ever horse penis transplant on a 50 something old male. During the 11 hour surgery, doctors removed a man’s penis and replaced it with one from a horse. The first ever cosmetic reconstructive surgery was not due to any health issues, but a choice the man made to “increase the excitement in his love life.”

Damian Lennon who doesn’t want to be named because of embarrassment will be in Daisy Hill for an additional nine days to make sure that his body does not reject his new part. After his three-month recovery, Lennon will be able to “use his gigantic instrument any way he sees fit.”

Lennon told Newry Spud:

“I’ve always had a small yoke to be honest, my manhood lacked size my entire life. Women don’t take me serious. When we get to the point of intimacy, they always laugh. Well they won’t be laughing anymore will they? I got 18 inches on them now, and it’s as wide as my wrist. Come and get it yeeoooo!”