Thu. Jan 28th, 2021

A cyclist at the traffic lights on Sugar Island is currently unaware that everyone behind him in cars fucking hates him.

Conor White-Legs who despite having no road insurance is absolutely convinced he has the same road privileges as car users.

We spoke with Conor today and he told Newry Spud:

“I don’t particular care what car users’ think of me to be honest. I admit sometimes I’m slow as fuck while driving in front of you unnecessarily showing you what I ate for lunch through my tight gross spandex shorts but I’m entitled to piss you off.”

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