Thu. Dec 3rd, 2020

A south Armagh muck savage has spoken about his ‘fear and panic’ last night when he took his girlfriend out for an Italian meal in Newry.

Dermot DealerBoots from Cullyhanna booked a romantic table for two in the popular Sapori Italiani restaurant but when it came to order he said it ‘all went wrong.’

Dermot told Newry Spud:

“My woman’s from Newry so she has experience in world cuisine. Myself being a shit kicker from Cullyhanna I wouldn’t know an Italian dish from a bowl of soup. I fucking panicked and ordered a steak with spuds, gravy and a bowl of carrots.”

Meanwhile a Sapori Italiani spokesman told Newry Spud:

“This is not uncommon for south Armagh men to order food in here like they are in the fucking Canal Court for the carvery.”

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