Wed. Dec 2nd, 2020

A Crossmaglen man has ‘lost his fucking mind’ and brought home his Protestant girlfriend to meet his family we can reveal.

Fearghal Mac Giolla Phádraig from Concession Road is thought to have ‘temporarily lost his senses’ according to local witnesses.

Fearghal’s distraught and disgusted mother Áine told Newry Spud:

“I couldn’t believe the Beure he took home was ‘one of them ones’. It has left his father feeling very ill to the point he’s had to take a few tablets and lie down.

We’re not a sectarian family at all. But, a Prod from Bessbrook? That’s crossing the line surely to God. We just ask the community to say a Rosary that he’ll see sense sooner rather than later.”

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