Tue. Dec 1st, 2020

A Crossmaglen Fein is to debut his new haircut tonight in Cobbles he has declared.

Seamus Dung-Dealers a 19 year old farming enthusiast has thought long and hard about his new ‘fresh as fuck’ haircut that is a modern take on the classic 80’s mullet.

Seamus spoke to Newry Spud from some hay shed or something and told us:

“Ah here Fein, I’ll blow hon Newry ones away with this new hair style. The inspiration for the style comes from seeing old photos of my Ma from Cupids and Lacey’s back in the 80s. I’ve put a wee blonde rinse in it too. I really hope to shift a Newry Buere tonight bai.”

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