Independent Councillor Gavin Malone has said he is ‘proud’ and ‘honoured’ that his partner Geraldine won ‘The Best Hole In Ireland’ award we can reveal.
Malone put his woman up for the award without her knowledge but she won the competition with ease beating 198 other hopefuls.
An ‘Ireland’s Best Hole’ spokesman told us:
“This was very easy for us this year. People often speak about Beyoncé’s hole or Kim Kardashian’s arse but without doubt the best hole not only in Ireland this year but on the planet is Geraldine’s.”
Meanwhile Councillor Malone told us:
“I’ve been telling Geraldine for years she has a quare arse on her but she never listened to me. I decided to put it to the test and enter her into this competition and she won it pants down, sorry hands down.”