Sat. Nov 28th, 2020

Independent Councillor Gavin Malone is said to be ‘threading on thin ice’ after a ‘dirty weekend’ at an exclusive hotel turned out to be anything but dirty we can exclusively report.

Malone and his long suffering partner Geraldine booked a weekend away at the Galgorm Spa & Resort in Ballymena to ‘reignite the fire’ in their relationship. I t was to be so ‘hot’ that Geraldine even bought handcuffs for kinky play.

However, Malone being his usual self scarpered all hope for romance.

Geraldine told us:

“He’s a fucking bollox bah. We booked this weekend to get away from everything in Newry and have some ‘fun’ if you know what I mean. But no, Milk Tray boy had to keep answering the phone to his constituents even though his deputy Jordan Poucher was looking after things on the ground.


If you think that’s bad wait to you hear what I woke up to on Sunday morning. I couldn’t find him anywhere and went looking to see where he was. I found him in the Galgorm car park fucking picking up litter. I give up.”

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