Newry, Mounre & Down District Council have passed a motion that will see them adding LSD into the water supply for the district.
The idea is to make residents happier with the grim reality that they live in the Newry area.
A Council spokesman told Newry Spud:
“We want to keep the ratepayers from leaving the Newry area so we have decided that we will contaminate the water supply with LSD so they will be on a continuous high.
We would call for calm when you start seeing people climbing up walls and jumping off buildings thinking they can fly as we will have to have a trial and error period where we will get the correct dose of LSD to be put into the supply.”