Sun. Jan 24th, 2021


A young man from High Street in Newry is to receive a special award from the council for breaking the record of getting the most ASBO’s in Northern Ireland we can reveal.

21 year-old Micky Cuntbag who has been working hard to break the current record of 39 ASBO’s with house breaking and joyriding has smashed the 39 ASBO’s and currently holds 46.

A Council spokeswoman told Newry Spud:

“We are obviously very proud of Micky for putting Newry on the map with his hard work in achieving his 46 ASBO’s, he has been working day and night terrorising the community to gain these awards and we are looking forward to holding a civic reception for him in his esteemed honour.”

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